"So who's your oldest friend?"
BlackStar's eyes glanced toward the ceiling as he thought, "Mmm... Mifune, I think."
Maka smacked him on the back of the head, "What are you talking about?! You only met Mifune last year! I've known you since we were kids!"
He rubbed at the spot she'd hit, "Ow... But that wasn't what I was asked..."
In anyone else, that would have been sarcastic, but BlackStar was, unfortunately, being completely sincere- and utterly dense. Maka facepalmed.
Akane smiled, used to dealing with his own dense partner, "I'll rephrase my question. Longest friend?"
"Kid." He answered instantly.
Maka sighed, "I've known you longe